MCDONALD couldn't resist taking a pop at MARK R and GILL in the latest PRIVATE EYE edition - read IT'S GRIM UP NORTH to find his joke about GILL's ancestors having a jooish 'pickled egg' factory in RUNCORN...

"They really did - I'm not joking" points out MCDONALD.

MARK R belonged to the 'stone-cutter' brigade.

There is also a 'comic story' which MCDONALD had written for the local press about Su and Vi...this was 'not so loosely based' around the initial encounter between MARK R and GILL in Solihull at around 13 to 14 years old...and GILL went to the police afterwards, talking about sexual abuse...yes, it's that story about farting...yes, they both had a thing about it 'online'...yes, GILL had gone round for a laugh and to fart...yes, MARK R had sexually assaulted him and thrown him out of his mother's house (we all lived in SOLIHULL at some point in our lives)...and so on...

I may comment on PRIVATE EYE later on...ROZ had a ball,talking spoons with KATIE PRICE and 'as told to CRAIG BROWN'...