Okay so ED MILIBAND is at the top of UK YAHOO NEWS today but what about ED BALLS - surely the ill cult would have fitted him into this 'ballsy' stage of the ill game?

"BALLS UP" PRINCE WILLIAM appears to be saying...what could he mean...

I am a bit slow on the uptake perhaps:

"BALL - SI" as in ball SIMON MAGUS...is that at MALLARD DUCK command or a MANDARIN DRAKE one?