DJ Swykert was GILMORE from DABYDEEN's department...and I need to clarify a few things here:

Firstly SLAVE PI WRITERS came from the ZYGOTE SLAVERY MI7...the talentless money grubbers worked at MI8 - the so-called literary division and creamed off a hell of a lot of money for themselves...they called themselves 'EDITORS' and after editing a novel written by a slave writer...they were so 'impresssed by their own efforts' that they would even dare to claim that it was as 'good as if they had written the novel themselves'...that is how puffed up and insane that degenerate class of people were...in fact, after editing a book...checking for spelling mistakes etc etc...they would begin to act as if they had written the book and sometimes claim that they had...and indignantly so...sad, sad people...deluded to the nth degree.