So GRAVITONS are what I have loosely termed as 'soul' and 'silvery gold energy form'...god particles...how interesting...

Secondly I liked this simple GOLF BALL paradox - because it reminded me of how the ill cult tell you that they are the GOLFERS and that the GOLFBALL is your head:

Try this simple experiment: Tie a string on a golf ball and spin it. If Gravity were a “Force” similar to the tension in the string, why is the golf ball orbiting your hand in a circle whereas Orbits are observed to be Elliptical? Let go of the string and the golf ball will fly off instantly in a straight line. Now imagine plucking the Sun out of the so-called “Solar System”. Would the planets do the same? Einstein said the speed of light is the theoretical limit for any object with mass, so would Earth continue orbiting the spot where the Sun was for some 8 minutes (time for light to arrive at earth)? Congratulations, you have just disproved Newton’s “Theory of Gravity” and most of Einstein’s “Theory of Relativity”. In the planetary orbit example, “Escape Velocity” is the speed needed to remain a constant distance from the expanding surface of the earth. Launch angle changes horizontal velocity as well as vertical velocity. The earth is spherical, therefore once a satellite attains “Escape Velocity” it will not return to the surface and can orbit the Earth in any number of parabolic arcs.