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'dude alert'

...and more comments added, today.

I know that BRAINERD was rather like LIZARD in terms of QUEEN LIZ' 'ard men...

BRAIN 'ARD

BRAY-NERD?

what is the retaliation against 'egg-faced boy' about?


"Kooly The Bear Teaches Class How To Respond To A Dude Alert"
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Anonymous said...
Duck and cover?

March 18, 2011 9:45 AM


Moochoochachi said...
I wonder what that jabroni Gamzu thinks about this. All I know is that he has beautiful legs from drinking True Soda. Is he a dude? It's not for me to judge. Does Kooly the Bear wear sunglasses? Yes.

March 18, 2011 10:02 AM


Anonymous said...
Kooly has also given high fives.

March 18, 2011 1:05 PM


Anonymous said...
Kooly is ALWAYS smiling, so you can tell he takes this "Dude Alert" training seriously.

March 18, 2011 5:09 PM


Gamzu said...
MOOCHOOOCHAACHOOOCHIICHIIICHOOOCHAAA,

YOU ARE SUCH A TROLL! You know damn well I am not a Jabroni. YOU KNOW IT!

I have worked on projects. Sometimes for hours. Sometimes for days. Does that sound like a Jabroni to you?

So big deal he wears sun glasses. You know who else where;s sun glasses? Kim Jong Il.

I step up everyday. I am working on a project right now. And I don't need any carbonated beverages to make it happen 16 times a day.

All that true soda has gone to your head. You know I am not a jabroni. How could I be? I have worked on things that you don't even know about and they didn't involve being a corporate shill for SWEET DRINKS.

Guess who else wears sunglasses? Yeah me! Does that make me a communist dictator or a Jabroni?

I step up! Every Day!

PS Kooly does have beautiful legs but I doubt they come from True Soda.

March 18, 2011 10:56 PM


Anonymous said...
What projects you big jabroni? Being a jabroni? I highfived a Hank Photo on the dick.

March 18, 2011 11:39 PM


Gamzu said...
Ha!







The jokes on you anonymous! I step up on an average of 10 to 15 times a day. Some of the words you say don't even make sense. By definition, a high five (in the parlance of our times) is a hand to hand gesture.

Doubt you even know Hank Photo since he is probably a fictitious character who was just made up for this blog.

As for my projects, I will tell you 3 of them at 1 time. But you will have to be patient. On 6 different times last week I have stepped up on 14 different projects.

Where were you? At the Old Folks Home For Retired Jabronis?

I have never lied about a project or a high five. So who is the real Jabronis here hmmmmmmm?

March 19, 2011 7:17 AM


gamzu said...
Hey,

You see how that guy in the pink wears his collar. That is also how I wear my collar.

March 19, 2011 8:03 AM


Anonymous said...
I may have failed this time, Gamzu, but you haven't seen the last of me. I won't be tripping forever.

March 19, 2011 12:53 PM


Moochoochachi said...
You're the troll and I'm Ernest P. Worrell and I'm throwing some True Milk on you! Now who's scared stupid? Not I.

Now, getting down to business, yes, you may step up a lot. But where? On the stairs to True Soda Headquarters. That's why you got so nervous when Scrambled Egg Faced Boy infiltrated. He was gonna see Gamzu's most secret project of all: True Soda For JABRONIS!

Score one for Moochoo!

March 19, 2011 3:28 PM


Gamzu said...
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCHI

If you really think I am so into True Soda, then why would I wear my collar
EXACTLY like the dude in the picture?

Check and Mate Jabroni

March 19, 2011 6:26 PM


Alex McNeill said...
Some of these photos are brilliant. Love it! :D

March 21, 2011 2:25 AM


Moochoochachi said...
Aha! The tables have turned and the jabroner has become the jabronee!

March 21, 2011 11:11 AM


Gamzu said...
Neither Jabroner nor Jabronee are real words.

However I am starting to agree with you on 3 major points. You have said many things Machachio and 1 of those things seems to be directed at an answer for many other things.

I think we will all see the truth in the end and you will be vindicated. I feel very sorry for mispelling your name, but I am too lazy to actually learn how to spell it or cut and paste.

But let it be known 2 of the 5 times you have posted, there were many words which had significance and direct importance. 6 people have told me this.

I will be the first to stand with you on these matters because the truth speaks to the truth.

March 21, 2011 1:24 PM


Brainerd Ladyboy said...
True Soda is the number one leg soda in the world and has nothing to do with dudes and jabronis. True Soda is a model business for businesses. Scrambled egg faced boy is a terrorist from the present who hates our way of life and faces and the soda we drink with those faces.

March 22, 2011 10:29 AM


Dr. SexpantsMcSexified said...
Brainerd, Brainerd, Brainerd,

You are a slave to True Soda my friend. Does the fact that it has given you beautiful legs make up for everything you have lost? You are no better than robot horse. But I am not giving up on you. Remember Samurai Eagle. Start stepping up, and you too can break the shackles of jabroni-ocity. As Gamzu said, "truth speaks to truth"

March 22, 2011 3:20 PM


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March 23, 2011 8:21 PM


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March 24, 2011 6:26 AM


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March 24, 2011 4:08 PM


Gamzu said...
OOOOHHHH
I think I just saw that ghost.

March 24, 2011 6:13 PM


Anonymous said...
dude

March 25, 2011 2:27 AM