HULBRUSCH created the above toilet roll - and as far as I know - this was all about his programming colours. The colours that they threw at you, naked - in front of your BI course.

GILL and myself appeared to have the same colours - and he didn't think that it was a bad thing at all.

We had the colours of power I suppose - the 'heart of darkness' of the mushroom - MAROON/SLUDGE GREEN/BLACK etc....

Anyway, once we had uncovered the above in the CIA LAB - and I had recalled an 'arts and crafts' session given by MR WOODALL at LANGLEY JUNIORS...we began to realise just how early on, our colours had been allocated - this is what happened.

MR WOODALL told us that we would be making MOBILES to hang off our christmas trees. He gave us all a sheet of white polystyrene and small 'stanley knives' - the type with thin red plastic handles...there weren't enough to go round...so I was given a large SILVER and almost blunt, real STANLEY knife...I wasn't happy...the 'eggs' of the polystyrene were flaking off everywhere...the class was told to simply cut out shapes and then when they had finished to come up and choice 3 or more colours...which were in small petri dishes upon the front table...I finished last because I was cutting out more complicated shapes...such as a bell with a ringer in it and so forth....and then to my dismay - the only colours left were the horrible ones...and i then had to paint my shapes in that colour...ROBERTO CIPOLLA had finished first and he had chosen a red, a yellow and something else as far as I can recall...

Anyway, I asked a couple of the other kids if they would give me their leftover paints and they all refused apart from CIPOLLA who offered his...(this was a mixed class across the 4th year) and he was told to sit down - and not to 'share'.

Back home - I was despondent but my father really liked the colours and hung the mobile upon the tree...GILL then got onto his tannoy and MARTINE told me that it wasn't such a bad thing at all...yet all I could see was this really grim - satanic looking thing....a total mockery of 'bright happy shiny' things on our XMAS tree...

So what was this all about?

MARTIN was then given the same colours...hence the MAROON of MARTINE's dress...and it is related to MOBILES.

MOBILES - programmers used to point out different shapes upon them and from early childhood 'that's me that is' etc etc.

See also MOBILE phone programming - to satellite I suppose...contacting your programmer?