Early Thursday morning and yesterday - I know what the ill cult had programmed me to do - which I didn’t do…you see I had taken a small pair of sharp scissors to cut that WHITE LEAD tied to the RUSTY SLIDE…and after that - gone to M&S - now, in the queue for the till - RIMINGTON had programmed me to have a fit of temper - stressed out of my mind…she had told me to take the scissors out and stab somebody…naturally I didn’t…I wasn’t stressed and I would never dream of doing something as manic as that - nor have I ever done…although RIMINGTON and throughout her life…made murderous attacks upon people…the ‘funniest’ being ‘attacking the waitress with a fork in a posh LONDON restaurant’ - DALDRY then had to wrestle her to the ground because she had gone completely berserk…this is just before the press informed the general public that she had been made head of MI5...

Anyway, once it was my turn at the till…the assistant asked me if I wanted two toilet roll packages because they were £4 for two…now I wanted that special LONDON UNDERGROUND design of toilet paper because I know that the PRINCE OF MONACO had had it specially designed in order to act as an aide memoire relating to underground bases and all other attached memories…for example the routes/secret doors into the LONDON UNDERGROUND network of tunnels and military bases…

I declined her offer politely and then had a re-think…you see the number 13 has cropped up quite a bit recently (most notably when that SAINSBURYS self-service till had made me put in £13 and short-changed me)…and I then thought about two packets of toilet rolls…they normally cost a whopping £2.65...and so by buying two for £4, I would have made a saving of £1.30...and that made me wonder a little…so I will stock up today.

The PRINCE OF MONACO also added that 'CIRCLES' design to remind me of breaking out of circles of ill cult control and through the dimensions...

As far as I know - the straight lines were simply to denote COLOUR-CODING.