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Detective Dr. Handsometon said...
People! Has anyone even LOOKED at that picture? We can't see the tiger's face! So we have two 2 clues:

1) An unidentifiable tiger is dead

2) Said tiger is laying on a surfboard that is NOT Proudy's

Prognosis: MISTAKEN IDENTITY! The only reason we THINK it's Proudy is because some jabroni said it was Proudy! Proudy's not dead! He's probably off with Steven Duck somewhere laughing at ALL OF US. Look at us, bickering about Indians, laptops, and Jabronis! We should be ashamed of ourselves for neglecting to solve this terrible crime!

We need Mayor McBrainingham to return from non-Internet to lead us!

April 26, 2011 5:07 PM


Moochoochachi said...
Petition to reinstate Mayor Gamzu and declare Martial Law.

April 26, 2011 9:23 PM


Andreas din gud said...
Dear McKingery LeJackson i fogive you for call me indian all this time how dosent make sense, what ever.

but i didn't knowe that the american peppol don't make that kind of eggs!

thanks to all the American pepol here now there have bin more in america visit my blog this month then danish.

April 27, 2011 1:04 PM


Meve said...
Wait, Anders, you have danishes on your blog?! I. LOVE. DANISHES.

Count me in!

April 27, 2011 2:09 PM


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April 27, 2011 2:57 PM


Andreas din gud said...
danish people!

April 27, 2011 2:59 PM


t8kitez said...
Oh Proudy. You're with Putin's tiger, now.

April 27, 2011 4:30 PM


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April 27, 2011 4:31 PM


Moochoochachi said...
This post has NOT been removed by the author.

April 27, 2011 5:33 PM


Meve said...
You remove that post right now, Moochoochoochoochoo! Or I won't let you have any of anders's delicious danishes!

April 27, 2011 5:36 PM


Mayor Brainerd Ladyboy said...
horse,

Why did we not have a funeral for Steven Duck? Is it because he isn't really dead?

Ladyboys and ladyladies, who is Steven Duck, you ask? The answer is in the past.

https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh_aOjDbhyphenhyphenY16c9u8SlnBqJgHHEZ9Tq3aYyBDo5F8ch0wRbo14sGG12DQAp0xzlGclUu3Alpl4UPmif4EWt6Q3V2AntBzbulbjobb0y6K0whA-_TIWtYiALMQ3VpXe47j02ZUozBuOTmG0/s1600/101123_DogInventsHybridPeaceShapedCar.jpg


NO, this is not one of Andrea's cool new photos. Though I do love them, especially lasers coming out of his eyes. This is a photo that horse took back in November.

As mayor of the internet, I can tell you that we have no death certificate for Steven Duck. NOT 1 ONE!

My good friend the president Barack Obama today showed his birth certificate to authenticate that he is not in fact a robot. My fellow internetizens, today I ask horse to produce the death certificate for Steven Duck to prove that Steven Duck is dead. I will believe it when I see it. Until then I'll just be a mildly racist raving lunatic who appears on cable television shows.

With affection, eat your grilled cheeses and stay above sea level.

Mayor B

April 27, 2011 6:30 PM


Pine Tree said...
I am a pine tree.

April 28, 2011 12:17 AM


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April 28, 2011 12:19 PM