Yes MARTINE - you loved your blue-eyed golems, didn't you?

The defenceless little kittens with those silver tabby 'blue' eyes...

My family - who then locked you in the cellar...after you had crashed your DAD's car into a lamp-post not so far away...

..and yet as LINDA FORD used to say to me 'he can get away with everything' and as an afterthought and begrudging rejoinder 'he always does'...

Yes, MARTIN GILL was 'impossibly handsome' in his teenage years...and 'impossibly aggressive in an EAST END sort of way'...

He got through it all by...by what?

Being a 'comic act'?


As I was also to become for the ROYALS?

If you could make the TOP ILL laugh - then you stayed alive?


What sort of insanity is this?