The JOOISH network this morning...knew precisely who the 'substitute' face for KATE MIDDLETON was in PRIVATE EYE this morning but I received no further information...

Until I looked at this article upon YAHOO:

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/4/20101125/tuk-sheikh-welcomes-queen-in-abu-dhabi-dba1618.html

Sheikh welcomes Queen in Abu Dhabi


I then decided to look up this woman upon images:

"During the day, the monarch will have a private meeting with Sheikha Fatima, the wife of the late ruler Sheikh Zayed, while Prince Philip and Prince Andrew attend a military reception with a fly-past."

...and realised that we had a 'match' of sorts: