Anyway, thank you to those who didn't give me a job at OUP and tried hard to put me off...because I can now remember what happened in the open-plan office upon the first floor...either the first or second time that I had to visit for interview:

PRINCE WILLIAM and PRINCE HARRY were there...WILLIAM was pinching my arm and telling me 'BUNNY RABBIT you are far too thin - we need to fatten you up before we can eat you'...MARK R was in the background, watching them. They then began to pinch the muscles of the tall guy standing motionless beside me...they figured that he was a much better bet...far more 'meat' on him...

The woman whom I had formerly described as a 'braindead automaton' had a tape-recorder on in her desk - within that open plan office...very brave indeed.

"It was a fucking intelligence office" says SCARLETT's network.