i was looking at CONVESTIBLES again...and realised this pun:

CONFESS TIBBLES

CON FEZ TIBBLES

CONFE SS

CONFIT

DUCK CONFIT (pronounced CONFEE) SS

i remember asking the PRINCE OF MONACO if he could get M&S to order in DUCK CONFIT - those large cans...because it is so delicious and they would sell like hotcakes...people go over in their cars on the ferry for a day...to buy cans of the stuff along with their wine...

Anyway, he told me that there were 'trade restrictions' or something like that...no no DUCK CONFIT for the BRITISH then...why not?