DARMSTADT - I remember...this was MARK R's chosen location for his 'spoof asteroid' story....whether the actual meeting takes place or not - I mean, what would they discuss?

NASA member "we're really in the shit now, aren't we? Everybody knows we didn't get to the MOON..."

CERN member (angrily) "we didn't even get to Outer Space never mind the MOON..."

PENTAGON official "what are we going to do? They're not going to believe this one - are they? Stop pussyfooting around - I want some action around here - clean up this mess..."