An odd one that RIMINGTON set up - for today...the young woman with the pierced tongue - who was so abused by the DIABOLICAL TRIO (and GILL who was around - as well as MARK R but not so much of the time) circa 2003...she lives upon a floor above...well, her friend had his car windows smashed last night...I have no idea by who...but you can guess 'in general' - who was really behind it...

the odd thing was that I came out of BELLE COURT...to see a PAT ANDREW blue car...the friend's car (with its windows out) in TRAVELODGE carpark...now PAT ANDREW was an ill cult high priestess...who escaped...and tried to rebel as much as she could do...she drove precisely the same model and colour of car, whilst working at ACORN VILLAGES LTD 2004...she loved that car...

Anyway, the young woman asked me for suggestions...I replied 'have you asked over there, for CCTV' she replied that she had...that was all I could suggest...

However, the odd thing was that RIMINGTON had given her a MULTI-COLOURED BROOM...and she had lain it across the pavement...i had to step over it...

...and RIMINGTON wanted me to talk about SUSAN SINCLAIR here, for some reason - you see, in PRAGUE...SINCLAIR had been given a 'favour' by AMADEUS...to marry a gay member of the KGB (because he was tall, dark and handsome - SINCLAIR thought that her friends would be really impressed and that nobody would ever know - that is how superficial she was)...

...anyway, SUSAN came back from her CZECH wedding to this guy...to tell us that she had had to go through the apparently 'traditional CZECH custom' of 'jumping over the broom' and then her husband and other men, chased her around - beating her backside with brooms....

I was listening to all of this with a look of troubled horror upon my face...trying not to smile...

JON was the only one who tackled SINCLAIR upon that one:

"But surely SUSAN - how could you? You know...feminism...standing up for your rights and all that..."

She replied, very stiffly:

"I rather enjoyed it actually"

I had to really stick my bottom lip out at that point and furrow my eyebrows to stop myself laughing.

Okay honey...so you married a gay member of the KGB (because he looked good and you figured that your friends would never guess he was gay)....and then you allowed them to beat you with brooms upon your wedding day...and you then came back to tell us that this was 'traditional'....

...when as I was to find out...the PRAGUE ROTHSCHILD had entirely invented this 'mock-tradition' for a laugh...

BROOMS...BROOM CUPBOARDS....WITCHES...you get the picture?

TODDY was given a 'cartoon role' in THE MIGHTY BOOSH as 'CHARLIE'...yes, SMACK-ADDICT CHARLIE....you really wonder about the ill sometimes...how much they could actually 'help it'....smack addicts (SINCLAIR had the biggest bag of pure heroin in PRAGUE), human opiates addicts...BABY-EATERS....you really wonder how they managed to function at all, don't you? the answer is - they were all microchipped and 'run as robots'...