This morning I remembered the torture that MARK R put the entire LEGION team through…as well as the CRAZY COMPANY - this is how it went:

He told us all that we were FALLEN ANGELS and that we would have to BUNGEE-JUMP over concrete….he and his ‘physics advisor’ did a rough calculation in relation to body weight and velocity…so that the bungee rope would stop - at about a foot from the ground…if they got it wrong, your head ended up smashed like an egg upon the concrete…one person was inches away from that one, as it turned out…I cannot properly remember how high it was…GILL says about 80 feet…yes, if I take the rough guide of that bridge over the river that SARAH HOLIDAY and her friends jumped from one hot summer (me included) down in DEVON, then that bridge was about 40 foot up over the river - so yes, about twice that…

MEL GIBSON had done it first…he had hollered as he went down…he then told us that it ‘wasn’t that bad’…

ROZ went first out of the CRAZY COMPANY and tranced out immediately…so did SC…GILL didn’t…nor did MCDONALD who yelled so much it was incredible…I suppose that was a good technique, to keep you conscious throughout…

I didn’t understand any of them…why did they bother to keep their eyes open…as they plummeted to earth like a nose-diving plane/rocket? I kept mine firmly closed…kept conscious…to be then brought back down and yelled at by MCDONALD to ‘do it again’ because I had cheated…I retorted that there was no way I was going to do it again…MARK R let me off…he had quickly figured that there was no way that they could force me to keep my eyes open - short of putting tape onto them, to force them open, for the duration…

GILL then offered to do it with me because ‘it’s not that bad’ - he appeared to have quite enjoyed it…and he hadn’t hollered…strange. I refused.

So to summarise - the ROCKEFELLERS furious that the film LEGION had been made and turned out to be such a success at the box office…had kidnapped us all…and put us through this torture - to then tell us that we were all FALLEN ANGELS and LEGION…as in the biblical sense of ‘demons’…CRAP.

Funny how I had dredged up that memory because of the smell of BURNING toast…well, almost burning because I daren’t leave the toast in the toaster for too long in case the fire/heat alarm goes off…

It reminded me of my childhood…where you often came home after school etc to have to fight your way through a smoke-filled kitchen because somebody had burnt the toast again…to open doors/windows etc…

I then thought about the large amount of SMOKE pouring out from what appeared to be behind the BLUE LAGOON hotel yesterday and some amused bystanders…wondering where it was coming from…

SMOKE…the smell of BURNING…that is what brought up the memory about GREENIE and that ‘ill cult Jesuit/visor’ HAIR-DRYER…and now the TOAST…which led on to that bungee jumping horror…because I began to think about how human beings like to RISK-TAKE…and how our family home was a real FIRE RISK in relation to the toaster…but it was quite amusing in its way…

Anyway, now that homes/houses are so much safer…equipped with fire/smoke alarms etc…I wondered about how nowadays, people are taking up increasingly ‘dangerous sports’…risk-taking activities…I suppose it is an important part of ‘being human’ - risk-taking in some way…

The SMELL OF BURNING TOAST brought back ‘fallen angel’ programming…so I wonder if the ill made us smell ‘burnt toast’ afterwards?

OTHER NOTES:

I have just phoned up NPOWER to find out that the meter-reader will be coming between 8am and 1pm…a young woman with a bad cold, called HAYLEY…she sounded like a nice type but seriously under the weather…and it made me so angry that people are forced to work when they have fluey colds…which they then give to everybody in the open-plan office, so everybody feels really miserable…that was the ‘way it was’ at the PRAGUE DTO…people dying like flies…choking up sputum all over the place…and the viruses then thrived and mutated…so by the end of it all…my life was one continuous fluey cold…my chest/lungs had no chance to recover…PRAGUE came to a stand-still that winter…schools and local government offices were closed…hospitals refused to admit any more patients….massive queues lined up at GP surgeries…it was a disaster.

I remember MEL GIBSON being intolerant of people complaining about colds…until he got a really bad one for the first time in his life…and I remembered what I was like, at school…about DEB MCD always having colds and looking so miserable…and being intolerant of that one…’weaklings’…until I got the same sort of thing…and radically changed my opinion…

OTHER NOTES:

Last thing that I remembered this morning was all about DAVID MILIBAND…yes the ill had decided to give him another stage in this 13TH ONE ill cult game…after the TASCHMANNS as it appears…so he told them that he wanted them to program me with ‘toxic shock’ from a tampon…and severe backache to boot…related to sitting down too hard upon the toilet, yes really…on my BOTTOM as related to MIDSUMMER NIGHT’S DREAM and the lover of TITANIA who is turned into a braying donkey…MARK R was to program me with that one at a TEMPLAR CASTLE event…

OTHER NOTES:

The TASCHMANNS were supposed to turn up to ransack this flat for what they wanted most of all to steal and apparently it was supposed to be that M&S Christmas pudding (the PLUM PUDDING? The PP?) which I still have - as I never got to meet my family to give it to them, over the holiday period…as well as the Christmas napkins with a GOLD design upon them…symbolising GOLD children I suppose…RIMINGTON used to use white napkins/tissues to symbolise ‘babies’…

OTHER NOTES:

Every time I go near to a NORTON SEARCH to find MORRISONS and then send them an email…my laptop freezes….so I have had to do another scan to ‘fix’ the temporary internet files etc etc…

OTHER NOTES:

Did I note that one of the BEATTY shades of RED is now the RED that CLACTON library is painted in…this RED is also used for a new variety of supermarket milk which is ‘less than 1% fat’…

OTHER NOTES:

I can now remember CLAIRE’s helpful advice to SUE about being starved…to do the shopping for her mother and to steal the CHEESE…hide it…so she would have something to take away her hunger…because you only have to eat a small amount of cheese to stop feeling hungry for an hour or more….foods that are high in that type of FAT - nip hunger pangs in the bud…I have been trying that one with JARLSBERG slices of cheese…and it works like a dream…funny how such a high calorie food - might help you to diet…one slice is only about 100 calories…and that is roughly two apples…but you would feel hungry again more quickly, by eating lowfat foods….

SUE hid the cheese…RIMINGTON and MARK R then turned up to see what was going on…her mother had reported that the CHEESE was missing and CHEESE is a huge part of ill cult programming…luckily they didn’t find it and so bought her story that she really had left it, by mistake at the supermarket tills…