AMERICANISING SHELLEY

I have really no idea why GREEN TOWER wanted to make this one - apart from the fact that MCDONALD told me that it was a 're-make' of what he had done with GILL's sister LEAH aka OBAMA GIRL...he even told me that he and LEAH were to get married, live in a house with a white CLAPPERBOARD fence, have children etc etc in the future...did it happen? I would rather think not - but there you go...

i can remember the film being shown at a 'private viewing' in LONDON to see whether or not GREEN TOWER could get it past those like CHADHA GURINDER and her friends, who were quite shocked in a way but not enough to stop the ill from putting the film out...I mean it is 'such bad taste' but in so many small ways...that what arguments can one put up against 'harmless entertainment'?

Perhaps the GREEN HOUSE (white paint GREEN wooden slats)...in which 'SHELLEY' is re-programmed to become HOLLYWOOD rather than BOLLYWOOD?