...and this is the most bizarre thing of all...I then had flashes of GILL in contact with my father...telling him to quickly leave a message upon the ansaphone because I had 'caught them out' i.e. with the idea of videoing my mobile being unable to dial 01206 391 321 without getting cut off immediately...so what is going on?

Anyway, ORANGE then sent me this weird text - as a result of the top-up I suppose...

they have got to be joking haven't they?

I have apparently won '2 more minutes' talking time - is that some sort of a joke?






...and yes I can see OTO in the first letter coding of that text...

Secondly, I am not 'with it' as far as MOBILE phones go...but surely somebody is taking the piss...

How can you 'win' something if you haven't entered a competition?

...and in order to 'claim' that 2 minutes...

...you have to text them...why bother?

2 MINUTES isn't worth it...10 MINUTES maybe...