…this morning, looking through the back of my wardrobe…I came across another towel which my mother had left me…a WHITE one…I hadn’t noticed it before…and the label was ‘classic cotton’ JOHN LEWIS.

OTHER NOTES:

Last night I retrieved one of the weirdest symbolic memories…that is to say the symbolism was so stark…and yet not ‘planned’ as far as I can remember…

It all began with the sick satanic princesses who had stun-gunned the LIONESS CUB under their control…’mice control of cats’…but as she grew older, she began to attack them anyway…

The only people that she didn’t attack were those who had won her trust…TOMLINSON, PUTIN and myself…and GREENIE - see previous notes upon that ‘stand-off’…

Anyway, I had stolen two STUN-GUNS off the satanic princesses…and they were egg-shaped - seriously - like egg-shaped memory sticks in DARK RED…

I was hungry and went off to ‘steal food’ from that small kitchen around the TEMPLAR CASTLE…realised that I was being followed by a person who emanated ‘pure evil’…a TREE person in point of fact…he watched as I turned on the two stun-guns…and threw them into a pond - within a clearing in the woods…and then I made a run for it back to the castle….knowing that I was much fleeter of foot than ‘TREE guy’…I then locked myself in the small kitchen and saw that the SAS had left a rifle upon the table…I picked it up, took the safety catch off and waited…until TREE guy showed his face at the window…then let him have it…

Almost within seconds, DALDRY was in that small kitchen asking what the gunshot had been all about…he went outside and saw the body…then said ‘who the hell is that?’

DALDRY prided himself upon knowing ‘everybody who was on the guest list’ and he had never seen that guy before…

Anyway, I was drinking a bottle of non-poisoned milk and tearing hunks off a loaf of non-poisoned bread by that point…after I had had enough - I ran back to the LIONESS CUB quarter and gave the rest to TOMLINSON…

“As far as we know - that was the first TREE to be felled” says TODDY.