Mayor Brainerd Ladyboy said...
Disaster averted. Everyone dance the foxtrot in front of the microwave and smell your couch upside down.

I ran a race against a racing horse and beat it by 11 furlongs. I looked like a sexy rocket with huge muscles, at least according to various supermodels in attendance.

More importantly, I had pancakes after the race. Which brings me to today's mayoral address. You know the old saying, painting your face with cat diarrhea is the worst, but not having pancakes to eat is the second worst.

Thank you to Egg Man for providing me with eggs. From now on, every day will be Egg Man day. Happy Egg Man Day to all!!!

Internet computer away!

May 1, 2011 10:31 PM


...which makes "Mayor Brainerd Ladyboy" AMADEUS's pseudonym i suppose...and he is thanking SCARLETT for all of those 'eggs'...with a touch of irony?