....and if I wanted to put my 'really fragile ego' back together...no, BI has got all of those photos...pity.

I'm just glad I don't look like this...that is AFTER plastic surgery, make-up, hair dye etc....



...or this:



...as requested by the REAL MI5 i might add...not the 'quasi one'...

...or this (one of GREENSPAN's cuckoos):



...and of course that 'before' photo of EXTREME MAKEOVER 'TV PRESENTER' which appears to have disappeared from my files - I wonder why?