Curiouser and curiouser eh?

This morning I topped up my mobile by £10 - confident in the knowledge that those DARLING DEARS wouldn't dare to reroute another of my calls to the US 0800 circuit - and in point of fact - my mobile and been refunded slightly - still up to 50p a minute though (for 6-8 minutes), for one telephone to ATOS - not good enough.

I then checked the first letter code:

0Tj£nc*

BORIS JOHNSON = BJ in the ill cult

PERCY JOHNSON (DAVID CAMERON - I know because I had a conversation with him and his 'high up connections') = PJ

* SEE 'N' £ j T0

pound means 'to pound' as in to beat up - in ill cult speak.

Who is the STAR in question? RIMINGTON

Who is 'J' - MARTIN GILL - agent J.

Who is 'TO'?

BENEDICTINE head - ANTONY RADCLIFFE