The networks are saying 'it's the PENGUIN'...the PIPE WRENCH?

So that would be PLUMBER clothing as in apparel - MCDONALD?

No wonder CHP and other concerned bodies...have been telling people to beware of bogus PLUMBERS and PLUMBING companies knocking at their doors...

...and the trick is to get control of your own PENGUIN?

So just how 'under my control' are you, MARTIN GILL?