Today, as I walked out onto ELLIS ROAD…a police car or was it an ambulance…probably the latter…GREEN and YELLOW car…and a driver that was a MR PUTIN lookalike in the driving seat…and I knew what today was going to be all about:

MR PUTIN

However, as I was then to find out - upon the land between the upper and lower promenades…this was about the POO-TIN…really sick programming around being made to get diarhoea - the SHITS…when you saw a MR PUTIN lookalike…luckily I had done my ‘transmissions’ (as the ill cult put it) this morning and so no such luck.

As if the ill hadn’t insulted MR PUTIN enough - with their MEET THE SPARTANS and BORAT’S MANAGER - parodies of himself…

Anyway, I found the GREEN boarded up MR POO-TIN house and remembered RIMINGTON marching us all round the back of it…through the filth and before you got to the end of that narrow passage, you had to pull down your jeans/pants/boxers and do a ‘poo’.

Therefore ENVIRONMENTAL HEALTH really needs to check the ‘narrow passage’ behind that building - and I would recommend spraying it with something septic (if they haven’t already done so).

Worse was to come…the building next door had a ‘square’ behind it upon which had been left a WOODEN PALLET. This is where the PRINCES used to break people’s legs - upon their TEMPLAR KNIGHT ‘wooden pallet’ - see previous notes.

On top of that - the ill had different ‘walkways’ down the land and between the bushes - to both of the above locations…TODDY had the ROCKY way…others went through the MUD and so forth…

…and at the beginning of various ‘passages’ down…you had various items…but in the main - you had CHARLY named as the worst…as in PRINCE CHARLES.

After seeing the above…I walked to the bridge in front of the pier…because the MASONS had told me to do so…and I saw two WALKER’S CRISPS packets (prawn cocktail flavour)…and some ‘tissue’ according to the networks…and a BI receipt…what am I thinking of…I meant MORRISSONS receipt, which had been torn up…so what did the MASONS want to say about it all? I am still unclear.

Anyway, I then went to M&S to see one of the staff who had been programmed to harass me…she was undercover POLICE…and she was to report that I was ‘mad’…I suppose she had been hired as a store detective…so what happened?

I walked into M&S past a guy selling the BIG ISSUE…having bought one off him the day before and smiled…the M&S assistant was having a fag near to him…with her white, sliced bread (cheap version) dangling from her hand to show how ‘poor’ she was (who knows?)…an ex-Catholic schoolgirl…

…but before all of that happened…I had again, bumped into one of the JANITORIAL STAFF at PETER BRUFF…now, doesn’t the word JANITORIAL make you think twice?

She looked so fit and well it was untrue…she told me that she had recovered from the ‘stress of the job’…she had a GOLD LOCKET around her neck…which apparently her husband had given her, or so she told me circa 2003...but it was a mind control device and she was supposed to NEVER open it…I would guess that TOMLNSON had given it to her but I cannot remember as yet…anyway, having complimented her upon it…I wonder if she will finally open it now?

Anyway, I then walked into M&S and bought a few things (vinegar to descale the kettle - that sort of thing) and then I walked out again…to see the same pair…BIG ISSUE guy and ex-Catholic school girl having a fag…still having a fag…on her second or third, I suppose…in M&S uniform. The staff have nowhere to smoke - so they tend to stand outside in the freezing cold (and a lot of them do, not just her)…rather like 99% of MAGNET HOUSE employees, as far as I am aware…

It’s not right - is it? Every company should have a ‘smoking room’.

Why do I call one set of people STAFF and the others EMPLOYEES - an interesting distinction.

You see I was walking down ELLIS ROAD this morning and remembered a huge GREEN TREE which looked like a CLUB shape in one of the front gardens…and then I remembered, circa 2003 RIMINGTON had called it the GREEN STAFF….and so I had the word STAFF in mind…having nearly been clubbed to death by KEVIN with his massive staff, in the vicinity of M&S the other day - see previous notes.

Anyway, apart from that…I saw a woman who had been clubbed/staffed by the PRINCES upon that pallet and her left leg wasn‘t ‘quite right‘ in terms of walking…she walked past that ‘view of the pallet’ as well as an elderly couple - the wife was also walking with difficulty…and I remembered both women…they had bravely come out to ‘guide’ me to that spot and remind me what had happened to them.

…I also spotted another JADE GOODY lookalike…being served in front of me at the M&S ‘fast service - only 5 items or less’ tills…

OTHER NOTES:

Once I had got back to BELLE COURT…I saw the same guy or a similar guy to the one who had been a PUTIN lookalike who had taken the METER reading for NPOWER …exiting the building and telling me as he passed me ‘that’s all done now’…whatever it was…this ill cult game?

So we began with MR PUTIN and ended with MR PUTIN - today - upon my walk around CLACTON.

I decided that the RED SALMON from my cupboard would be ’useful’ as a substitute for SMOKED HADDOCK in my own version of KEDGEREE - two cut-price cans of it (symbolising two top ill cult figures - who were they again - I suppose WILLIAM and HARRY but I cannot remember now)…which I had opened yesterday to keep in the fridge as a ‘main source of meat’…I prefer fish to beef and chicken is such a chore, in the slo-cooker in terms of scooping off the fat…I like the legs and wings…the ‘brown meat’…the cans were MORRISSONS own brand…

Anyway, the MASONIC network warned me not to buy with PARSLEY or SULTANAS to make kedgeree…because the ill would have contaminated ‘supplies’ in CLACTON…either that or I would have been programmed to have ‘ill-effects’ after eating my own prepared kedgeree…

So whilst in M&S…the ‘SHILPA network’ advised me to substitute WATERCRESS for the PARSLEY…so I bought some…M&S are NOT going to poison you, are they?

You see, MCDONALD had got online to his INDIAN contacts whilst in the CIA LAB to investigate the origins of KEDGEREE and found a literal translation which was something around ‘messy dish of yesterday’s fish meal’…the INDIANS clearly felt that it was a ‘leftovers’ dish for the morning…and found it funny that BRITISH ROYALTY and ARISTOCRACY were eating it at breakfast. I mean - what if you reversed the situation or put it into a different context…for example - the JAPANESE ROYALS eat ‘left-overs’ of an evening MEAT meal (CHINESE recipe) as their breakfast?


Rather like what my father was to call a CRETAN breakfast upon the ISLE OF CRETE…I.e. they served you up the left-overs of what you had eaten as your supper, the night before…

Personally, I love that type of thing…a bit of bread, salad, a bit of meat/fish…whatnot…however, this is NOT to the usual tastes of the British…who like cereal/porridge…something sweet…toast and jam etc etc…and so did the JAPANESE at WARWICK, interestingly enough…cereal followed by toast and jam. I found that one really odd - they said it was ‘normal’ back in JAPAN. The CHINESE at WARWICK, tended not to eat breakfast…but that was followed up with a large lunch and supper…all carefully considered - menu and recipe as a ‘collective’…to then be enjoyed, as a group.

The POLISH often eat savoury SOUP for breakfast (with a mound of mashed potato in the middle) as I was to find out during my two years there…so why can’t one eat ‘odd things’ for breakfast in the multi-cultural UK nowadays and not be seen as ‘odd’?

Did you know that there is even a POLISH shop called a SKLEP upon the main sign…and not a ‘shop’ as in English…in the centre of CLACTON nowadays? Catering for a wide Polish market in CLACTON I would assume and why not?

OTHER NOTES:

Upon the subject of food…GILL admitted that he had tipped RIMINGTON and TODDY off to the THORNTON’s confectionary shop in SOLIHULL - with the aim of making HELEN BROWNE ‘break her teeth’…yes, he was that furious with her machinations…and yes, she managed to get through that many boxes of ‘hard as rock’ TOFFEE.

I asked him why…he replied, words to the effect of - as a Diabetic - he felt it ‘right’…secondly ‘sugar rots your teeth and kills you off early on’…

BROWNE managed not to break her teeth and stayed healthy.

GILL then submitted that the ill cult…during the DARTINGTON period - had substituted TOFU torture for TOFFEE torture...and I retorted 'so it rots your teeth and kills you off?'

Yes, those packets of CAULDRON ‘tofu’.

A lot of the art students used to swear by this stuff…as vegetarians…and used to make ‘vegetarian soups/strews’ with it…they told me that the tasteless ‘CAULDRON’ brand of TOFU absorbed the flavour of the vegetables and stock etc…it didn’t…it still tasted like tasteless white ‘rubber’ to me.

Yes, I am not talking about real JAPANESE TOFU…just an English brand which was dreadful. Who owned that company?

I eventually tried the SMOKED TOFU by CAULDRON to see if that was any better…yes, it had a taste…but it gave you a really nasty after-taste…

So what was that all about? A nasty culinary experience or something more?

LAING used to eat loads of the stuff…

I was then reminded of KNEDLIKY in PRAGUE…those dumplings served up in restaurants, the centre of this city…which looked and tasted like half-cooked lumps of dough…a real turn-off. Yet if you went to the villages and to the local inns…they served something completely different…yes, there were many different ways to make a KNEDLIKY (dumpling is the nearest translation in English) and you could use different types of flour, or potato as well as cooking instructions etc etc…but in the main, the restaurants in the centre of PRAGUE - served you something that I personally found inedible…whereas the other EFL teachers used to eat them…then make jokes about them.

Such as their planned BRITISH COUNCIL DTO pantomime production of CINDERELLA…which included a coach that turned into a KNEDLIKY at midnight…DALDRY was supposed to come over to PRAGUE and direct…in the end, it never saw the light of day…just as well.

The first DTO ‘all EFL teachers get together’ that I can remember, as in ‘get to know each other do‘ in 1994…was a meal at a very posh restaurant in the centre of PRAGUE…the menu had no options for dessert except FRUIT KNEDLIKY…having something in the middle appeared to be an oddity…but fruit KNEDLIKY were a tradition…was it BLUEBERRIES in the centre…SUZANNA (the Czech secretary) who ran the DTO for PETER SMITH in the early days (and was then to get attacked by SYLVIA the senior teacher later on - who wanted to usurp her position)…was keen to point that one out…so I scooped out the fruit and ate it.

“Czech intelligence - you marvellous people” the networks are saying…and “she would have been one of OBAMA’s lot” in relation to SYLVIA.

Yes, SYLVIA WOOD went on to run the LEBANESE BRITISH COUNCIL DTO before they got thrown out of the country…