I would guess that the reference to an URN in the NPOWER email below is a COMIC ELEMENT in relation to cremation - it is all one big 'sour joke' isn't it?

Neither GILL nor TOMLINSON were as good at me at MATHS upon the other side of the mirror and nor were they as good as me - at computing.

Okay, upon this side of the mirror - I have a lot to remember (in terms of accessing those compartmentalised skills) - but you see, they have always known and accessed both sides -whilst I was working at a severe disadvantage, upon only this side of the mirror.