During my bath...I remembered another TEMPLAR CASTLE event...and it correlates to this NPOWER stage in the ill cult game...

I used to do my maths on a board - in a lower room of the castle - i was beginning to remember stuff that I had found out when a toddler...and I wanted to hide it from TOMLINSON...he was preying upon me at that point in time...the basic system was to leave what I had 'worked out' on the board for him to check after my morning's session...

Anyway, PRINCE WILLIAM had thought it a laugh to send me off to another lesson in terms of: "wouldn't it be a laugh for RABBIT to be a MULATTO and to learn PATOIS?" i was duly sent off to DAVID DABYDEEN to learn PATOIS...I have no idea why and I didn't care...either a 'job' or simply because they wanted to put me on stage...for a laugh...the ROYALS appeared to have a fascination with PATOIS for some reason...see PRINCE PHILIP's 'can you tek the length girl' comment - as reported by DALDRY "he can't get it up unless he says that"...

So one morning after finishing my calculations upon the chalk board...I was so annoyed with TOMLINSON that day...that I wiped the lot off and then wrote in large letters:

SPETIMAN

....and then ran off...

TOMLINSON found it - understood it immediately and ran off to find and beat me...

COLLIE was bemused...she asked DABYDEEN who linguistically decoded it immediately:

SPITEFUL PETTY MAN

You see TOMLINSON was always making the most spiteful and petty rules and regulations for myself as his 'daughter'...it is all so insane...I am getting so bored of even having to think about any of it...

Yes, TOMLINSON might have projected MAN-EATING TIGER but he was as mean, petty and cruel as could be...underneath...if I had thought that I would have been able to get away with SPETI QUEEN...without being killed...I would have done...a veritable WIZARD OF OZ in his special effects box...yes he could project MAN-EATING TIGER but on the 'inside'...a different matter.

You see, I could only really get on with these men - GILL included - in a maternal, motherly 'I love that puppy' sort of way...no other way.

i now have to type in a RED code: colsh