Whilst using the CALCULATOR this morning to play around with percentages...I clicked onto VIEW and the SCIENTIFIC calculator and remembered that ANIMAL TOMLINSON electrocuting the nape of my neck repeatedly...this was to try to deaden any memories of my mathematical abilities which were far superior to his...that is how jealous that man was...and GILL included.

Therefore I am having problems in using the calculator - I keep forgetting the simplest things such as which symbol does division and which does multiplication but it is all coming back...and it will all come back in the end.