So I now know what to do and CAMERON - you had better be ready to do it or else.

Now that I 'understand' your ill cult system - and I understand that you will take whatever I am willing to pay - then I propose a £2 per week STANDARD CHARGE.

That is what I am willing to pay.

I have been in this flat about 40 weeks and so my bill should be around:

£80

See to it that I am reimbursed immediately or else.

I have had to pay over 4 times the amount that I am willing to pay (heh, heh) and I am FURIOUS.