THE LIFE AND LEGACY OF SPIKE MILLIGAN

I have just watched the DVD this afternoon and the memories came back - clear as day.

Firstly that the third daughter of SPIKE had been a RED QUEEN and favourite of PRINCE WILLIAM - she had 'earned it' by murdering SPIKE in an ill cult rite- in front of the rest of the extended family.

This family were then coerced into the making of this film - against their will by teh ROYAL FAMILY.

The third daughter wanted to boost her theatrical career from what appeared to be am dram pantomime productions - that type of thing and figured that this film about her father would be a way of doing it.

Yes, she looks and sounds like EL ZOMBO but RED QUEENS are highly malicious - therefore it is highly likely that JOANNA LUMLEY ended up on a '64' list because of her probing interview with this 'RED QUEEN'. In fact, I know that is what happened.

On top of that - MCDONALD had tried to warn the 'CELEBRITY LIST' that the RED QUEEN had given us - off having anything to do with the project but LUMLEY and others had been curious...they wanted to get to the bottom of it...so the CRAZY COMPANY were in the pits of depression - as the PRODUCTION TEAM...too many 'famous' people wanted to get involved...though a good many refused to have anything to do with it...the interviews that are given are 'loaded' with innuendo...

RED QUEEN then decided to 'buy' MARTIN GILL as a slave husband and that was of course, her worst mistake. After the film had been made - MARK R called the CRAZY COMPANY in and told us that he was thinking of killing her off - he put it to the vote - we all agreed. No sympathy for the RED QUEEN at all.

For notes of 'dissonance' watch the IRISH HISTORIAN making impatient and angry signalling in the background as RED QUEEN does her bit at the mike...we had to protect him carefully after that one...

What more can I say about this excruciating 'tribute' to SPIKE MILLIGAN? I would rather not watch the extras - I have really had enough.