Okay this is a RED ALERT SAS signal - sent to me by MARTIN GILL…and this is as odd as it gets…warn the BRITISH FOREIGN OFFICE to pick us up immediately…

Those stampeding tourists in TUNISIA?

Well, as far as I know, MCDONALD, SC and GILL were part of the herd…in telepathic contact and asking for advice…I said ‘get a boat and sail to the next country - don’t trust border points - open season on tourists’…or ‘get to the airport and take any flight out’…

They bought a large BLACK DINGHY (a sort of army type - which could hold about 6 people) put it on the back of their car and headed off down the coast…I told them not to buy a fishing boat because I didn’t know the penalties in relation to not having the ‘right papers’…which could be harsh and they had no ready cash for a yacht. All they had to do was to sail to the next country and get arrested by the authorities…I would contact ‘help’…

Anyway, I warned them to go far enough down the coast to pass the border point or they would probably be shot…they stopped too soon…and went onto the dusty desert road…to then be shot at as ‘foreigners’…they raced back to the dinghy and as far as I am aware…more shots were fired but didn’t get the dinghy…

It was then HAWAII 5-0 time in the dinghy…because the outboard motor didn’t appear to be working…yes, the Muslim guy had explained that one but they didn’t know enough Arabic to get it…he wasn’t trying to cheat them…and they wondered why it was so cheap to buy…

GILL was the ‘third man’ behind…and the other two in front eventually had to shout at him to stop rowing because he was sending them off course…so he sat back with his hands behind his head and played COX to MCDONALD’s annoyance…

Now I am quite sure that the above really happened but was it in TUNISIA…it was down that sort of North African coastline…after a major upheaval in the country…

MI5 asked me which way they were going…and I replied that I could be looking at it ‘mirror wise’ but to the right of TUNISIA…

Secondly, I am now going to put this up on my blog…so if BI are still reading…ANYBODY could pick them up…once it is published on my blog…so you had better get in there fast…

…and no, I have no idea what they were up to…