…and yes, the best VIDEO from the CIA LAB was saved until last - I trust that BI has now all seen it - what did MCDONALD entitle it?

I cannot quite remember but the gist of it was:

JOOISH LINE-DANCING PENGUINS

He added a line at the end to the effect of ‘no animals or any species of the feathered variety - were hurt during the making of this video.’

The CIA LAB chose a location which mirrored the location that BEATTY had used in her ‘fashion ad’ - designed to freak us all out.

The CIA LAB retaliated with line-dancing penguins - yes, MCDONALD and CO dressed up as PENGUINS in an empty upstairs room…in front of the window…

…with GILL as EMPEROR PENGUIN to the left…sitting on myself as the EGG….and yes, I was only acting annoyed…one of the best laughs of my life - to take part in that video…happy days.

AMADEUS was directing…

The whole video was based upon what GILL had gone through during that ‘fish-eating’ cruise - not to mention the PENGUIN BISCUITS packet…with YOKO ONO ‘directing’ us via her tannoy system.

In short, the CIA LAB and MOB BOSSES were saying to BEATTY and the rest of the ill cult…we all know our programming now and we are FREE.

Anyway, MCDONALD and SC got to work on some rather complicated FLIPPER slapping movements…based upon MORRIS DANCING I suppose…and ROZ acted as ‘dance instructress’…the song was a simple one…and as far as I know - this was the final version:

“If you’re happy and you know it, wave your fins, OY, OY!
If you’re happy and you know it, wave your fins, OY, OY!
If you’re happy and you know it and you really want to show it - if you’re happy and you know it wave your fins, OY OY OY OY!”

BARITONE voices gave a certain ‘austerity’ to the song/dance routine.

Yes, ‘flippers’ didn’t scan…and as far as I can remember ‘slap your fins’ was the next verse - whereupon you had a more complicated ‘movement’, as the penguin line turned into couples in a line, to do the MORRIS DANCING type slapping…on the body and giving high fives to your partner…that type of thing… one PENGUIN got the giggles and was told off by MCDONALD along the lines of ‘this is a serious business - you have to be serious about being in our jooish line-dancing penguin’ troupe etc etc…

…I forget the rest…anyway the LINE-DANCING PENGUIN TROUPE shots were interspersed with shots of EMPEROR PENGUIN sitting on his EGG.

ROZ as penguin in the middle…tweets the last line again on her own and the rest of the MALE PENGUINS zip around to look at her…shades of MONTY PYTHON’s life of Brian and the ‘stoning’…’is there a woman here?’

MARK R came in and enthused that this was the best thing that any of us had ever done…straight forward humour…

…and as far as I know…this was the HAPPY ENDING…AMADEUS ‘arranged’ everything afterwards and a ‘happy ending’ was achieved for all concerned.