Sunday 26 November 2023

 .....and what else, was to come up as part of the clump, dazzlenation?...well, again this is all about whalley...and in relation to so many jokes, at portishead house.....about cat food....and in retrospect, clearly about 'mr tom' - who was clearly a 'quayside cat' in terms of his genes and love of tuna....and that is because if you really think about it....cats only really like stuff that they hunt themselves.....therefore i can understand why whiskas 'rabbit' is the only flavour that they tend to favour.....beef and lamb, unlikely, eh?....anyway, the list is endless....in terms of what you could do....as a start-up company....although whalley had decided that the whole enterprise was a 'no-no'.....i.e. tinned vermin/rodents and the like....not to mention small birds...pigeons would be the largest....oh and 'ducks' are a no-no....have you ever seen a cat catching one?....hmmm....and not many can catch a squirrel, now - can they?......whalley was to add that they liked spiders.....a spider entree/au d'oeuvre......rat fritatta and so on....the list was endless....and really, if you do love your cat...'mouse dessert'....but it would never catch on and....well, you know what i mean.

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