So if you are a young ill cult slave and programmed as a PI WRITER...and your local BULLYING THUG aka RICHARD TOMLINSON type...comes along to bully you into writing the next HARRY POTTER series or whatever...either refuse or write something really, really CRAP...then write your own book...get it published and onto KINDLE...

Upon that note - JOANNA LUMLEY had also been a PI WRITER at GREEN TOWER...she also had that one in her youth - although I hadn't been aware of it at the time and so quickly explained that if she had been at GREEN TOWER then she would have almost certainly written a lot of very popular novels/fiction - I gave examples in relation to EMB (MARTIN AMIS) and GILL (STEPHEN KING)...i then remember asking her, to get a clue as to what she might have written...what type of fiction did she like the most...she immediately replied 'oooh murder, mystery...that type of thing' and her eyes lit up...so which famous series of novels did she author...I had no idea at the time...but I am quite sure that I found out later on, at the CIA LAB...