.....and if you're still on 'penguins-on-the-slide' dazzlenation....omg....look at what flashbak's got for you....go figure:

https://mary2point5.tumblr.com/archive

https://flashbak.com/sexual-habits-of-the-astonishingly-depraved-adelie-penguin-by-levick-1911-473759/?utm_content=buffere17b2&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=buffer

"Penguins and their frequency of sexual activity, autoerotic behaviour and seemingly aberrant behaviour of young unpaired males and females including necrophilia, sexual coercion, sexual and physical abuse of chicks, non-procreative sex and homosexual behaviour."