.....and what's new this tuesday evening, dazzlenation?...well, CHP has got back in contact about that kitchen lighting strip issue....and let me see....whoever is in charge, is currently 'on leave' and so no go, for the time being....lol....however, barry does appear to have understood the problem and beyond the call of duty....for example - why had i been previously told by CHP via email - that i had made 'unfair' use of that lighting strip which had resulted in it failing to come on and would therefore be charged £30 for a replacement etc etc...although barry is hedging his bets with 'fair wear and tear'.....what could that possibly mean?...it's a kitchen light - it's over where you do your cooking and washing up - you use it when you do one or the other....how could one possibly use that light 'unfairly'?!?....more laughter....and what else?...well, he's also investigated the dimmer switch situation, in relation to my eye injury.....hmmm....that's unlikely to go anywhere....in relation to getting a doctor's appointment etc etc....and so CHP is basically saying 'no' to dimmer switches.....therefore i'll have to make do with my portable lights in the living room....but there again, side lighting is probably better for your eyes than a full on in-the-middle-of-the-ceiling lighting fixture....and what else?...well, we're back to that maths metaphor.....all coded out by the masons.....remember - malcolm's department had formerly been represented by that lighting strip....and now it's mcgowan's daughter et al.....hmmm....'phonetic spelling' anybody?....remember malcolm had been taught how to spell 'in that way' at junior school....and as a result he had failed his 11 plus exam....to then get sent to a secondary modern instead of a grammar....despite presumably having shown an early talent in maths, which would have been reflected in his 11 plus exam.....go figure:

 

 

anyway, here is my reply: