I can remember handing McDonald a haiku 'under duress' one day..."that's NOT NICE!" he was to retort, after reading it "and it doesn't even scan"...to which I retorted "I'm not feeling 'nice'"....the last line was 'pigs might fly'....anyway, gill was to find that haiku hilarious....having caught the images...of caroline hughes/Romanov network 'flying high'....to then put me straight upon a few things..."yeah but it was supposed to be about him - he'll think that it was about him, won't he?"

ah...I think that we're getting onto a euphemism of 'that one' now, eh gill?