so being a DRAMA QUEEN is a prerequisite to becoming a PATHETIC SHARK?

whining, bitchery and "being sick in the head" replies BI ONLINE....sounds like hiddleston and his 'friends' - doesn't it?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pathetic_Sharks

Profiles

[edit] Rupert

The largest Shark (who stands upright on his tail) also has a red bathing cap, a large lolling red tongue, red beach sandals (worn on his tail flukes) and a red-and-white striped inflatable life preserver around his midsection. He is thus the only Pathetic Shark who wears clothes and is printed in colour. (Occasionally the Viz art layout prints this page in some colour other than red, so the Shark's tongue and other details will be blue or green.) He is the closest thing the sharks have to a leader though this is mostly by default: His larger size, forceful personality and distinctive appearance make him stand out from the others.

[edit] Justin

The second most prominent Shark, who also stands upright on his tail, is slightly smaller but has a large protuberance shaped like a claw hammer on the top of his head. He is clearly meant to be a "hammerhead", although this comic-strip character bears no resemblance to an actual hammerhead shark. Justin, or Maryjane as he is known to his friends gained a "maneater" reputation after being seen out with many half naked "beauties" in the feature film Shark Attack in 1999.

[edit] Adrian

Adrian has a complete set of (flat) teeth and an upright dorsal fin. He is smaller and generally maintains a horizontal position.

[edit] Timothy

Timothy has buck teeth, a cock-eyed look, a bent dorsal fin and has publicly expressed his unhappiness at having to regularly deal with "distasteful" scuttlebutt surrounding his homosexuality. He married his long term partner Fabio - a basking shark in June 2008.

[edit] Henry

Henry, strangely for a shark, has no teeth. This creature recently met its untimely end as it was killed by a vigilante star fish named Bob earlier this year.

[edit] References

1. ^ Chris Donald & Dave Elliott (Eds); Chris Donald, Lew Stringer, Bambos Gregiou, Casper Williams, Una Fricker, Graham Dury & Simon Thorp (writers & illustrators) (1991) (A4 S/B). The Pathetic Sharks Bumper Special (1st Ed ed.). London SW6 8NJ: John Brown Publishing. ISBN 1-870870-19-0.