I have just penned a new email to NPOWER in receipt of THAT package:

Dear NPOWER,

RE: recorded delivery/signed for package received 5/01/2012

I can see that the ‘revised bills’ haven’t been quite thought through as well as they might have been.

For example, I wasn’t resident in my flat for the period of time 15/07/10 to 03/08/10 and nobody else has the keys to this flat or has used this flat, apart from myself.

That is why I find it a little hard to understand why I have been charged £35.05 for what appears to be just over two weeks’ worth of electricity, during the above SUMMER period, when no electricity was used at all. I switched off everything. I might have left a light on - but that is all - and really, that much for one light bulb?

Please send me another set of revised bills for ELECTRICITY because I figure that there has been another ‘computational error’ upon your system.

To NPOWER’s credit I must say that the GAS bill now looks more appropriate for the amount used in relation to the time period stated but it still isn’t on the cheapest tariff - is it?

The statement says ‘standard gas’ tariff and that wasn’t part of the agreement was it?

I await your response.

Kind regards,

Emily Gyde

OTHER NOTES;

Mr ICKE…thank you for that one, we sat down and penned it together…circa 2003 or before that one -in BI office…MR ICKE knows what’s what when handling the ill.

The contortions of BI…trying to help me and yet made to ‘play against me’ in this ill cult game. I suppose the real point was identify the MICE in each office and get rid of them fast. They were the ones who really ‘fooked you lot over’.

Yes, we had checked to realise that NPOWER has no way of knowing your usage at all...unless they send out a METER READER and that wasn't done...so the charges are 'sheer baloney' as MR ICKE pointed out...and one can exploit that loophole because of their sheer negligence to 'save costs' i.e. to hire meter-readers to do the job and then hope to bully people into paying arbitrary and randomly thought out charges - dependent upon whether the ill cult liked you or not, how 'obedient' you had been and subsequently upon which NPOWER ill cult 'band' of payment, you had been put upon.


OTHER NOTES:

Yes, that PACKAGE was a big joke from EMB and her crew….not funny and hardly imaginative…just a large pack of NPOWER bills. So EMB and MI5 had decided that this package had to be deeply SYMBOLIC of something...

and they appear to be pointing out one thing - the fact that CAMERON is still pissing around, in charge of NPOWER:

PERCY JOHNSON aka DAVID CAMERON

Had the HEART-ATTACK yet, CAMERON…because you will, you will…and you will keep on having them until you die or give back the stolen money.

Why did the ill decide that PERCY wasn’t a serious name for a politician, never mind a PRIME MINISTER?

That is what I would like to know - I mean, in retrospect, WINSTON CHURCHILL…is pretty silly, isn’t it?

PERCY THE PENGUIN…now what was that childhood show…it escapes me…

PERCY and his Italian mafia roots?

I rather like the name PERCY…always have done…our favourite maths teacher was called PERCY and that LANGLEY SENIORS maths class had a field day, after learning it…who would dare to call him by his first name, in class ( as the rest of us hit the desks with our hands over our mouths)…so cruel. He was a lovely man and took it in good part.

Let me think…what did SIR PERCIEVAL get up to at the ROUND TABLE?

Note how ‘I’ comes before ‘E’ in ‘percieval’…and not as the grammar rule states 'i before e except when a c'...

The PRINCES noted that one and tried to program me with it for some reason...and I have been reminding myself now and again by 'forgetting the rule' and typoing in 'reversals' into as many words as I can...hardly typical of an EFL TEACHER but I gave up that role a long time ago...I am a 'wordsmith'...and I am 'playing'...I know TALMUDDY/HEBREW idiocy and I could have played with that one too - but then nobody would have understood my blog at all, would they?