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THE LEAVES OF THE TREES programming went on in CANADA...the networks are telling me:

"There was a very low, white mist over the water and to our right, glowing in the light from the rising sun was a frieze of autumnal colours, reds, oranges, browns and yellows, that went on for mile after mile. As the sun rose the colours intensified against a backdrop of the bluest sky. As we glided past I don't think we spoke, we just held hands and stood, in awe for a very long time. What a welcome that was."

...which makes this paragraph sound vaguely sinister:

"Virginia creeper are beginning to turn a glorious red, and no... I don't have a picture to illustrate the fact and if I did I wouldn't be able to find the place to put it...even if my scanner was working, which it isn't for some reason I have not been able to fathom. So come on folks, you all know what a sight to behold Virginia creeper is in its full autumnal glory, so I shall have to ask you to use your imagination, and further, to use it again to picture the scene I am about to describe to you."

MRS GRAHAM will be talking about her own programming as a VIRGINIA CREEPER and what happens to those programmed with this, at the hands of the HORTICULTURALLY HIDEOUS...upon their 'expiry date'...in the 'autumn' of her life.

I have no idea...VIRGINIA WOOLF was drowned by her ill cult programmers, in the local river...so if you live near a river...get some CCTV down there...