...and what's new this Wednesday morning, dazzlenation?...oh I see...I think that you might be looking for the phrase 'as useless as a chocolate teapot'....see previous notes upon that ill cult potter, who ran an 'adult education class' at warwick uni - circa 1996/7...see previous notes upon 'all of that':

oh and if we're also looking for a buller-soviet-'blasted-oak'-cloud-program...go figure: