this is really quite a strange one...i was given a masonic 'whistle' to take a photo of the NANKEVILLE lookalike who was to pass me as i was walking past clacton library yesterday....as usual i had trouble taking my camera out in time and so only got a few clumsy shots....enough to reveal the multicoloured umbrella that he was carrying....he then did a right turn....

what is really strange is that after i had turned round and begun to head down the passageway to sainsburys' carpark...that 'bloke in the large car'...was to drive up a bit...to then wind his window down and shout at me....really loudly as i was quite far away from the road, at the time....he wanted to know if i was taking photos of him....

i frowned...thought a bit...i hadn't even seen him parked on the road - close to where nankeville lookalike was walking, on the pavement....i then opened my eyes....the picture of innocence and replied that 'no' i hadn't even known that he was 'in shot'....he then appeared to almost apologise....looked hugely relieved - wound the window up and drove on....

so what was that all about SCARLETT'S POLICE?