...and today was all about 'the Nazi team' i.e. colin Farrell and Rachel weisz.....who used to bitch about 'the rest of the world' as if we were all as 'ugly as sin'...."even including brad pitt" replies MI5 ONLINE....yes, that was a really 'weird one' wasn't it? all caught on 'private cctv' let us say.....

so let us begin with the beautiful Rachel.....she appears to have come from the same 'Ashkenazim stable' as nigella Lawson...but the two, could not be more different....nigella puts more 'heart and depth' into her cookery shows than Rachel does in.....well 'fill in the blanks'....

 

'celebs without makeup'? she needs quite a bit, doesn't she?....."and lashings of hairdye" replies MI5 ONLINE.....hmm...you know that 'mascara brush' that makeup artists use - to do colin's hair, moustache and 'chin growth'.....well they tend to use it on her eyebrows too, don't they? "lacklustre hair"....yes, not something that you would want to 'run your fingers through' is it? "not what men tend to want to do - with her"....okay, I get the picture....

 

"no wonder he wants to divorce her"

 

I said 'enough'

 

"she had bought him 'on the system'"

 

ENOUGH.

 

"she'd bought her entire career off it too - by being evil"

 

MI5 - that is 'enough'...we've all seen the footage and the files.

 

....and I might say...that I was to stand in her defence 'as an actress' - after watching her 'onscreen' - and 'in profile'...and why?.....well, because, to me - she had looked rather like a 'homely sheep'.....gill was to pull me up sharply "why 'homely?"....to the reply "well, because she looks kind of 'innocent' in profile...a bit sheep-like.....look at that profile....."

 

I mean to say - who could 'take offence' to a 'homely sheep'?

 

...even though one has to say that 'other than that' Rachel weisz's performances are 'robotic'....she is not what one might call a 'great actress'....let us compare her acting to say......'all of those involved in LIFE STORY'.....go figure.

 

"and neither is Farrell....he only hits the high points when he is playing a version of 'who he really is' i.e. the GREAT DICTATOR....CHARLIE CHAPLIN......"

 

yes, I get your drift....

 

 "they are not good at what they do" replies MI5 ONLINE....yes but it doesn't matter, does it? we go out for a MCDONALD's hamburger and when we have the money, we go out to a restaurant......

 

you watch Farrell/wiesz movies....and 'art house' movies....with the same principle in mind....

 

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 anyway, we have done more for CF than he had ever hoped for - haven't we, gill? not only 'redeemed him' from that terrible blood disorder (whilst risking our necks - and to 'no gratitude' whatsoever)......and to boot, we have resurrected his 'dead and dying' career....into making him a 'name to be watched'...."for all of the reasons that he might not want it to be watched" replies MI5 ONLINE....well, there you go - you can't have everything, can you? 'little colin' always basked in the spotlight - negative or positive attention....we 'know' him too well.....

 

 

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...BI ONLINE is now talking about......when you put 'mcdonald's big mac' Farrell......and 'macdonald's big mac' weisz - ' into 'something that looks like a serious 'arthouse' film....and what do you get?

 

 

well as far as I can see - rave film reviews......I have no idea why......because I haven't seen the movie, as yet....

 

 ....remember when that poster first came out...and a 'wit online' decided that they were stealing sheep in Ireland? sheep-rustling....go figure:

 

 

 

oh and that studio audience for the GN show...."they howled in all of the wrong places"....yes the look of 'discomfort' upon the faces of the above....was painful to watch, wasn't it?