22 February 2013 Last updated at 18:10

Man guilty of Tenerife beheading

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-21550591

the weird thing is...that the BBC news webpage which stars ALAN PARTRIDGE also has this 'murder article' upon it....and naturally i begin to wonder if 'steve coogan's new film' and spoof of a so-called DJ in norfolk - has anything to do with the murder in tenerife....

oh i can remember now...it has....kaminsky had decided to stage another such murder - in a supermarket....the local store, in point of fact...in CROMER....so cromer police, you have been warned....look out for an mi6 mind control slave on crack cocaine, i suppose....that type of horror...anyway, i wouldn't like to think that the ill might have planned 'that type of thing' to happen to me today in M&S in clacton....but you never know - do you?