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yesterday i was to remember a certain HOLLIDAY horror - this must be going back at least one decade - maybe two...upon a spanish beach...i have no real idea why sarah and kate holliday had decided to take me there, with their entourage - but they had done...they were then to challenge myself and PKW/webb to a game of volleyball on the beach....PKW/webb didn't look very well, at the time...he had to go to hospital, in the end...looked rather 'drained of blood' to me...anaemic etc etc...BI ONLINE are now calling him the 'spanish fly'...

anyway, before the game began...the holliday sisters were to tell me that i would have to wear a bikini, like themselves...a ritual 'humiliation' thing, i suppose...suffice to say that the costume was 'not my size' (and i wonder now if MEET THE FOCKERS had been inspired by the whole situation? which rather dates the whole thing)...

....and so i raced off to the local shops along the seafront of that holiday resort and bought myself a day-glo teeshirt bra and matching 'hotpants'...figuring 'that'll pass for a bikini' and 'it's my size which is the most important thing'...i must have been in about an 8 year old alter...because i'd managed to come by a bit of money and hide it 'in my proverbial shoe' - well down an old white bra, in this particular case etc etc...not something that i normally do...in adult alter.

what else? i knew that the whole thing was going to be filmed by 'green tower' on the quiet...what i didn't know was that the italian mob and also 'hollywood moguls' were to obtain a copy of the whole 'volleyball game'...is that why they then cast PKW/webb in a hollywood-style movie? you know the one...the one where he appears naked for 'most of the film'...what as it called again? naked wedding video competition? something like that...

anyway, suffice to say that i was the 'comic element' on screen...being rather top-heavy but regardless of 'that one' - hellbent on winning the game...and i was to win almost every rally, i might add, slamming the ball down upon the other side of the net...i wonder now...can we date this to my managing to pass the marines' physical around the same time? probably...

the holliday sisters were to whine..."you're not supposed to win"...PKW/webb and myself had been told beforehand that we had to lose or else...he obviously took that one seriously enough and appeared to be unable to do a thing...i therefore played as if i didn't have a partner....

...to make matters worse...PKW/webb then got an erection which began to stick out of his trunks...the holliday sisters began to point and laugh...and so did the small crowd that had gathered, to sit on the seawall and watch the game..."OH COME ON, COME ON" he was to shout to 'all and sundry'..."IT'S ONLY NATURAL!"....which made them all laugh, even more...

BI ONLINE's reply to the above? "he was funnier than you were".

so why am i going to 'great lengths' to report something as 'silly' as the above...something that i hadn't done before...when i had first remembered the whole horror...

well, yesterday BI ONLINE was to tell me that i had just won my 13th one ill cult game...by doing what i had done whilst a prisoner of the holliday family, in spain...in short, i had just bought another T-SHIRT BRA (black this time - with black pants to match) to use as a bikini 'if needs be', with a tee-shirt on top...the first one that i had ever bought 'upon this side of the mirror'...and bizarrely enough - in this 'zork-meets-existenz-meets-the-matrix' computer game....that was the 'winning move'.

...so who had been writing the script this time? i wonder? who had put that 'final touch' in?

"to make you look as silly as possible" replies BI ONLINE.

T normally represents 'teeing' as a golfing reference...'torture and the taschmanns' in some way...T-TOWELS...T-CLOTHS etc...

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what else? well i was to buy 6 films-on-dvd in two charity shops upon station road, on sunday....

to watch 3 of them...beginning with a MITCHELL & WEBB live, video...a stage show...it was abysmally bad...that is all one can say...terrible writing....and something is coming back here now...MI5 had footage of sarah turner turning up after rehearsals and telling them that they were brilliant...the whole show would be hilarious...and guess why? she had written the sketches whilst 'off her head on crack' and in what appeared to be a rather young alter...go figure. "a teenage alter" replies MI5 ONLINE.

secondly MI5 were to take footage of webb stating something along the lines of "oh no, not again...no...no...i don't want to...oh all right then" in relation to a stage show.

....now i can remember giving col the sol, a suggestion (whilst at green tower) - relating to his future hollywood career along the lines of 'you have to get out of that contract - by appearing in turkeys - make them dump you...then do a bit of TV...they'll want you back again - negotiate a new contract'...

and as far as i know...webb was of the opinion that supporting the holliday decision to let turner write the sketches...would create a similar situation, i suppose...

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the next dvd that i was to watch...was a DREAMWORKS production called GHOST TOWN...and what can i say? it was a lot funnier but 'dodgy' in relation to subject matter...and that included a sequence where a 'crystal rock' falls out of the sky...apparently a freak hail storm...but the image was to stay in my mind...'something more' was intended by it...and then i got it...a reference to MI6/HOLLIDAY family/crack or 'crystal meths'...or whatever is produced in that crystalline form...a class A drug...

ricky gervais' character is seated upon a park bench...when he catches the rock-falling-from-the-sky in his hand....and it doesn't look like a hail stone, i can tell you...it looks more like a largish crystal...

anyway, i was then to cross-reference the above scene...with one upon that MITCHELL & WEBB dvd...

sir digby chicken caesar also discovers a 'large crystal rock'....which he is to call...'the diamond of myanamar?'....although it is quite obviously a class A drug reference...he goes on to say that they can smoke it later - in the park, or something like that...anyway, sir digby hides it in a multi-coloured 'pompom' hat of his partner, who goes on to lose it in a 'non-gay pub'...

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lastly i was to watch THE RULES OF ATTRACTION...to realise that the colours of the dvd cover...were pretty much the same as that MKULTRA MONARCHY BUTTERFLY gift wrapping paper....

...and having watched the movie...i was to remember my MI5 russian course in 1980...being shown ANIMAL HOUSE...and programmed with the 'party scene'...to then realise that THE RULES OF ATTRACTION would have been used for the same purpose as 'animal house'...it was most probably an update upon the mkultra system....

i was then to remember the GAF telling me that the 'split screen' item upon extras was really important to watch...why? a reference to split-brain programming?

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to conclude...having watched all three dvds...i was to feel that i had sullied my mind, somewhat...but at least it was a relief to 'dig it all up' again...

what else? i was to have a look at a photo that i had taken of all 6 dvds...to realise that HELP! I'M A FISH was reminding me of that MITCHELL & WEBB dvd...

...to then see the 'starfish' upon the HELP! I'M A FISH cover....turner used to identify with a 'starfish'....i can remember one art course workshop...where we all had to get into teams and produce a huge 'drawing' upon the floor...large rolls of paper were laid out...unfortunately, i was placed upon turner's team....we all had to draw 'something' upon the paper, that represented ourselves....we took turns to do so...turner was to draw a large STARFISH..."that's me!" she said proudly..."i am the STAR"...we were then given a second turn to 'draw something' upon the paper....she then began to draw large 'rectangular blocks' in white chalk - over everybody else's work....go figure.