....and what else, dazzlenation?...well, why not make your show 'british'...and so instead of 'dark'....how about 'un-illuminated'?....hmmm...not quite right....let me check my thesaurus....'rather gloomy' might be more british than 'dark'....'tragic' is sometimes used tongue-in-cheek to express over-the-top-horror....additionally, we can make up a new adjective e.g. 'shadowy' which takes us away from that 'race' number....and it fits in with your pic...."that's a bit shadowy...." etc etc...oh and what about framed pics or photo albums rather than that serial-killer-detective 'on the walls' biznez etc etc.....go figure:

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