and there's more to this sorry saga....in short, CHP are liable for the whole thing...but lee jackson, that 'pretend plumber' (wearing 'scarlett's hair', let us say) is most to blame....because he had known what 'old ken (also wearing scarlett's hair) had had fitted, in that bathroom...a showcase model from homebase in clacton....lee had then told me to use 'mr muscle extra strength' in the hope of causing bodily harm....seeing as the plughole was supposed to be entirely blocked...i would then breath in the gas (something that buller used to torture MI5 members, with) which could have resulted....in a number of things....damage to my lungs...i might have passed out and hit my head etc etc...go figure.
oh and a CHP plumber - the one who had come to repair the toilet flush...was to use a rod down that bathroom basin...to then realise that there was a white plastic cup, stuck underneath the drain (he was to have a look down it with a torch but he didn't tell me what he had actually seen)...he then told me that he couldn't unblock it....and that I certainly wouldn't be able to do so...he then scratched his head and told me that he would have to replace the whole basin...he then made a reference to 'them' as in old ken/buller's mob etc etc....telling me, in so many words - that he knew what they were all about (everything in this flat has a 'symbolic' meaning for the masons)....and that he would leave the whole thing until he had found out more....regarding 'why' they had done it....you see, he hadn't quite cottoned on to the fact that it was a showcase model, at that point in time...and so he was simply puzzled by the whole thing.
....and so I will now have to send an email to CHP...stressing how 'at risk' I have been....because of the wrong advice, given by lee Jackson....and basically telling them that their plumber had already told me that the bathroom basin wasn't something that I had blocked and that I would not be able to unblock it....therefore if they were to go ahead and continue to ask for £50 before they replace the basin....well, I could start a legal investigation into the whole thing because the evidence is still in my flat....that should get them moving, shouldn't it?
additionally, I now 'get' why the water still goes down that plughole but minimally....expansion and contraction of metal....you see, I have poured so many kettles of boiling water down it...that the plastic sides of the cup - stuck onto the metal....must have come away, a bit...to allow a 'leak' as it were....go figure.
oh and there's more and this is a bit of a double-edged sword...by telling me to use 'mr muscle extra strength' - lee had unwittingly enabled me to clear away the 'grime' and 'limescale' from that white plastic cup....to clearly see it for what it is...to then take photos....and yes, to keep on the safe side, I had used a mask and plastic gloves....along with keeping the window wide open and the bathroom door, shut - for the morning - in order to let the gas escape....go figure.
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