...what else? can we assume that lisa and david are using FM...? let me scan for more info..."but I can't get it on FM" he was to tell her on his mobile..."you shouldn't be..." she was to reply....

"cut off" replies MI5 ONLINE...oh good...."GCHQ were onto it"....go figure:

oh and upon the topic of 'pirates'...I was to begin a new fairytale....for the little colins of this world and it began like this...once upon a time and far far away....in a far off land....a bunch of pirates were holding that country to ransom...they used to drive around in golden carriages and make everybody curtsey and bow to them...until one day...the pirates got caught off-shore...by one of their very worst enemies....another country....and they didn't manage to escape....shall I go into details, here - marines? or not....perhaps it is best not, at present...but one could perhaps mention 'international law' and another country's stance upon it...in relation to arresting members of the british royal family...I mean to say...the Greek authorities managed to arrest fergie....despite being a 'minor royal' or whatever her 'job' description is, nowadays...suffice to say my story included more than one band of pirates....there was a 'pieces of 8' castle involved upon the mainland...who demanded payment from the pirates caught off-shore....whilst the indigenous population and their authorities...tried to arrest the lot of them...tune in for the next episode..."mention the contraband" replies MI5 ONLINE...on board ship? oh that was terrible...those poor little children...along with quite a few dead bodies...drugs...you haven't given me time to prettify any of it - have you?