....oh and if that wasn't enough...see previous post....gill appears to have extended the metaphor, a bit further - dazzlenation...something along the lines of 'it might look like a murder scene but in point of fact, it is just a bunch of spiders' etc etc....go figure:

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oh and talking of 'murder scenes', dazzlenation...after having watched the last series of no.9 on dvd....i was to think about a new schlock-horror pitch for a tv series....see previous notes/posts upon what had happened down st bernards road during the 70s/80s/90s....so many murders/burials in the garden etc etc...all probably now on 'missing persons' lists...and i was reminded of 'morse' along with 'midsomer murders'...in relation to criticism....along the lines of 'there is no way that you could have that many murders in oxford/quiet country villages etc etc...to then re-think the detective/schlock-horror genre...regarding the latest milestone set by no.9....what if you had a spoof series which began...something around..."and this episode, is based upon real-life events that had occurred at number 54 st bernards road"...etc etc...so many events to choose from....remember the 'bone-man' doctor shackley, opposite to olton convent school, for example etc etc...lifting the lid on it all, eh?....although the reaction to all of those murders, over the years - down one road...would probably go along the lines of 'it's like that detective gardeners' series, isn't it? ('rosemary and thyme')....completely unbelievable' etc etc...oh and let us not even go near 'primrose lane' eh, gill?...go figure.