love poetry...english love poetry...those 'higher ideals'..."cherished phrases" replies MI5 ONLINE....let's be more specific:

'love poetry and inga'....who had once likened her ingabot...on 'surveillance cctv'...to cottage cheese...inga was eating a tub of cottage cheese 'for lunch', at the time..."helen you are so fluffy and white....you are like....COTTAGE CHEESE!"...ingabot just sat there and smirked...to continue knitting (she could see things close up - 'magnified' but pretty much 'nothing' else further away), whilst reclining in a 'heroin trance sort of way'....upon a large light blue armchair...in my parents' front room....14 st bernards...."so pure and simple, eh?" replies MI5 ONLINE....like cottage cheese...fluffy, white....simple.

love poetry...what can you do with it?

the whole 'cottage cheese' lovesong....is a bit like adam sandler's poetry/greetings cards - see previous notes upon that 'really unfunny movie'....isn't it?

...although when 'done right' - it can be quite amusing...."in the vernacular" replies MI5 ONLINE....you mean shakespeare?

that anomaly...shakespeare's sonnet...something around 'my love is like a red red rose...with dun, saggy breasts...a wrinkled hag, basically....why am i writing this, anyway?'

i know...let's have a poetry competition entitled "the one that i love...he or she is old and f***ing ugly....past-it....nothing like white fluffy cottage cheese.....(delete where applicable).....but i still love her/him anyway.....now write a love poem celebrating your love for somebody that you truly love and don't hold back'....

....what about something like that, BI?

"and go to hell, the rest of you" replies MI5 ONLINE...who have got the gist of where i am going upon this one...i.e. you don't have to be an nazi white barbie doll....or a black one...or any other 'colour' inbetween, on the spectrum - for that matter....in order to be loved or to love, for that matter...

"my love is like a f***ing dog" replies MI5 ONLINE...i see.....yes i knew that it was a 'dougal' day today....

"stitched up ragdolls" - really?.....well i am not 'that', thankfully....and i would hope that none of the 'temple dog network' is, either.

and the alternative to being 'natural', is?...

'my love is like....well what do you expect after 1000s of pounds of corrective surgery, hair dye, face 'burns' and makeup put on with a trowel, to cover up the 'obvious'....?' - see previous notes upon rimington and her nose job...."didn't make anything better"....

what can else can i say....'looks' are a very delicate issue, aren't they? along with clothes, accessories, style, fashion etc etc....

....i know - let's imagine a hypothetical situation.... if i were to go back home.....

let me see - what i meant to say was this...'if i went back to see my parents wherever they are living now'....london or manningtree...because i call that 'home' in a way....

.....to then be greeted by my mother...and some television crew - who had just put her through 'the third degree' in terms of 'makeover-time'....i wouldn't know where to put myself...i would probably start crying....

....and then make a run for it - as an afterthought...after i had got over the shock of it all, that is....

....and so.....am i so different from other 'neurotypicals'? ("no - because you know what camera crews are all about")

let us add to the above.....you see - i can remember watching an 'extreme makeover' TV programme...which 'ran along extreme lines' circa 2005....when i used to watch tv, that is....and i can also remember a family that didn't react 'in the way that they had been supposed to' by the tv crew...one of the menfolk had looked like he wanted to...."run a million miles" replies MI5 ONLINE....and so what is it - about a television crew...that makes people stop in their tracks?.....that makes them 'smile on camera' and 'pretend that everything is all right' when it isn't?

"they had to pay him to keep quiet"

is that right?

"nothing escapes our notice"

susannah and trinny were much kinder to their 'victims' - weren't they? what about GOK then? he had been an 'ingabot slave' - hadn't he?

"a victim of inga...originally a nuclear physicist - the network was then passed down to ingabot"....you're joking?....but i can assume that you are not....see previous notes....and go figure....

nuclear physicist?.....if having a brain and a high-status, well-paid job doesn't make you 'attractive' nowadays...i don't know what does....

"he hadn't been paid for it - used and abused on the quiet".....oh i see - like so many of us, then?

"they'd used him for insights to continue their research...he was to say that they brought him in, now and then...somewhere in oxford...."

...the biological robots on their self-realisation course...in order to try and mend their own DNA...hadn't trusted GOK at all - had they?

....where does this end?

"where did it begin?" replies MI5 ONLINE...you tell me...all i know is 'the origins of SIS'....but no further information upon 'that one', so far.