....and what page are you on, dazzlenation?...let me see...and what can i find to 'fit' upon the BBC news website etc etc...what about the following?...although i'm still unclear as to what your 'mentholcalamari' reference might etc etc....lol....go figure:

https://mary2point5.tumblr.com/

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cpdv6vg3y31o