....and what's new this sunday morning, then?...a new M&S email ad, which I then clicked on, to open...to find...'six shades of nude' and then 'all of a sudden' my yahoomail box 'transformed' let us say - without me doing a thing...to suggest that I look at a certain 'yahoomail' search around eliza manningham-buller and Sonia fisher's 'crazy' emails...emails that had been sent to my blogs, over the years etc etc...and my answer to that somewhat oblique question?

..."not interested, unless you can come out into the open, put me on the payroll - with a bona fide paperwork contract - pay me a salary commensurate with my years of experience and knowledge-in-the-field..." etc etc....go figure.

 

besides, I do not fit into your 'skin schemata'....because - having held my hand up beside those 'skin type' colours....my skin colour is nothing like any of them (even with a tan)...in short, any of those shoes would 'stand out' and therefore look 'silly' upon the ends of my nude legs......and the whole point is to make a 'seamless fit' between shoe and leg colour, isn't it?...in short, an M&S email ad (your work, CIA - having recently taken over from etc etc)...more geared to the sue whalleys of this life, who tend to spend a fortune upon fake tans and will then try to find a 'tan-to-match' the goddamm shoes, eh - americans? (and why am I now thinking, that the 'very worst' of your culture - rubs off on us brits? - see previous notes upon teeth and veneers)...for my own part, I have always thought that there were 'more things in life' to be worried about....but hell, some women 'in life' - just go and  prove me wrong....go figure.